May 13, 2002

Things I want to hear.

Feel the force Mother Fucker The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson’s Character ‘Jedi Master Mace Windu’ Say in the Star Wars Prequels.

10. You don’t need to see my goddamn identification, ‘cause these ain’t the motherfuckin’ droids you’re looking for.

9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’ll never know, ‘cause even if it did I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker.

8. This is your father’s lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin’ stormtrooper in the room… accept no substitutes.

7. If Obi-wan ain’t home then I don’t know what the fuck we’re gonna do. I ain’t got no other connections on Tattooine.

6. Feel the Force, motherfucker.

5. What ain’t no planet I’ve ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?

4. You sendin’ the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that’s all you had to say!

3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror’s got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He’s a wookie.

2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?

1. Hand me my lightsaber… it’s the one that says, ‘Bad Mother Fucker.’



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