February 10, 2003

Hey Dude! You're Getting a Cell.

Benjamin Curtis (The Dell Dude) was arrested on a marijuana possession charge.

According to cops, Curtis was holding a “small bag of marijuana” when he was popped on Manhattan’s Lower East Side (at Ludlow and Rivington for you Gothamites). Curtis is currently being held in Central Booking and is scheduled to be arraigned later today in Manhattan Criminal Court.

And Ellen Feiss still runs free. See the correlation? If you’re a stoner, don’t do annoying commercials that people HATE. Do a cool commercial (ala’ Ellen), and you’re still out on the streets.

Sorry about this. Just had to indulge my schadenfreude in this.

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Marijuana

I don't know who's more annoying: the Dell guy or Gilbert Gottfried. It's hard for me to believe he smokes pot because that sounds way too cool for him.

Marijuana

I don't know who's more annoying: the Dell guy or Gilbert Gottfried. It's hard for me to believe he smokes pot because that sounds way too cool for him.

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