Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles.So basically what we have is a hopeless situation. But not so fast. Larry does dive into options for Superman, so he doesn't end up killing the love of his life. Although I think Gold Kryptonite is a bit much. (think elephant gun and fly). A classic essay, full of goodness. (link via Boing Boing)
Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.
Lastly, he'd blow off the top of her head.
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