The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army is priceless. There are so many I love.
Just a sprinking...
53: Not allowed to quote 'Full Metal Jacket ' at the rifle range.
56: An order to 'Make my Boots black and shiny' does not involve electrical tape.
94: Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that.
(Thanks to Chet for this hillarity.)