The Top 30 Facts About Chuck Norris made me snort and laugh out loud. Here is a sampling for you.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
UPDATE: This is great. Now we have the Top 30 Facts about Vin Desel. Just as funny.
Crop circles are Vin’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s shit.
You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel’s diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children.
These are just so much fun.
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